If “Had a Bad Day” was the song of the decade then Tiger just made story of the century. Let me clean my ears again, but I think I just heard that Tiger has nude photos that have just surfaced. Folks this is starting to get funny without jokes. I can’t stop laughing right now so forgive me if there are any grammatical errors here.
Let’s break down this story into Chapters
Chapter 1: Tiger’s rumored by US Weekly to be having an affair with Rachel Uchitel.
Chapter 2: Tiger has a run in with his wife after finding Jamie Grubbs number in his phone.
Chapter 3: Tiger pulls a half drunk/drugged, get me the hell out of here, reverse move in his driveway.
Chapter 4: Tiger is down, unresponsive and gets rushed to the hospital.
Chapter 5: Tiger makes Bob Barker look like kindergartner after many alleged girls break their silence.
Chapter 6: Tiger breaks Wilt Chamberlain’s female rendezvous record in a single golf season.
Chapter 7: Tiger loses his contract with Trojan Condoms after reports he wasn’t using their products at all.
Chapter 8: Tiger’s alleged penis photos are almost certainly on one of his many mistresses cell phones.
Chapter 9: And the story continues………
I will be here to update some more stories but folks this is some great news. Tiger is an obvious sex maniac that enjoys his daily dose of sex, lies and videotapes. Subscribe to this blog and as the news transpires you will hear it here first!!!
Some new jokes and maybe not even jokes:
Tiger has been linked to a British woman who had a nickname as “The British Open”
Tiger had his first major appearance in a porn film call “Diary of a Horny Houswife”. This was his first major tour with his wife and a bag.
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