It’s official. Wednesday is the least sexy day of the week, despite it’s raunchy sounding nickname.
Hump Day should be Humpless Day, or the analogy needs to be turned upside down so it is a dip. Obviously the day in the middle of the week is the longest point from the weekend, it’s like climbing a hill, getting over the crest, and coasting down to the weekend, hence hump day.
However, our e-store, cheapsextoys.co.nz, gets fewer visits on a Wednesday than any other day. Sales are fewer on Wednesdays too. This blog, and a few other sites I have, get less hits.
I did a very scientific survey of the sexual habits of a nation. I had three girlfriends over for a few wines. I asked them about when they were most likely and least likely to get laid (This was just before our tipsy pillow-fight in our underwear). Wednesday was the day that was least likely for all of us.
My theory is that the memory of the weekend has faded, and you haven’t really started anticipating the next Bacchanalian alcohol and lust fuelled frenzy just yet. It is also, according to some figures I just made up, the day we will least likely watch porn, buy sex toys, take raunchy photo’s of ourselves, spy on the hot neighbour or invite friends around for a nude spa.
So hump day is actually the anti-hump day.
I would like to see the Hump put back into Hump Day. Make Wednesday sexy again. Next Wednesday, lets all get naked together.
Who’s up for it?
Love,
Chiquita
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